Imagine the Octopus

In the depths of the ocean lives one of nature's most remarkable creatures—the octopus. This highly intelligent mollusk possesses a neurological architecture unlike any other animal on Earth. While the octopus has a central brain located in its head, approximately two-thirds of its neurons reside in its eight arms.

Each arm operates with remarkable autonomy, capable of independent decision-making, problem-solving, and even learning—all while remaining coordinated by the central brain's overarching intelligence.

This is not merely biological trivia. It is the fundamental blueprint for understanding how modern revenue operations must function.

When I first learned about the octopus's neurological structure, I immediately recognized the parallel to a challenge I had been wrestling with throughout my twenty-five-year career in enterprise software operations.

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The Coordination Crisis

In company after company across enterprise software operations, I observed the same pattern:

Sales Operations

Optimized for pipeline velocity and win rates. Close more deals faster.

Marketing Operations

Optimized for lead generation and campaign ROI. Generate more qualified leads.

Customer Success

Optimized for retention and expansion. Keep customers and grow accounts.

These goals sound aligned. They all serve revenue growth. But in practice, they often conflicted:

  • Marketing generated high volumes of leads to hit their MQL targets. Sales rejected them as unqualified, creating finger-pointing and broken handoffs.
  • Sales focused on closing deals by quarter-end, promising implementation timelines that Professional Services could not deliver, creating customer dissatisfaction.
  • Customer Success identified expansion opportunities but lacked a systematic way to hand them back to Sales, leaving revenue on the table.

Each operational arm performed its function competently. But collectively, they created dysfunction. Revenue was leaking through the gaps.

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Assess Your Revenue Operations

The RevOps Octopus assessment evaluates both operational effectiveness AND coordination quality—identifying where revenue actually leaks.

Tier 1: FREE

Quick Diagnostic

  • 9-question assessment
  • Overall RevOps health score
  • Individual scores for 8 arms
  • Coordination quality score
  • Immediate PDF report
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Tier 2: $50

Automated Detailed Assessment

  • 32-question automated deep-dive
  • Sub-scores within each arm
  • Industry benchmarking
  • Prioritized recommendations
  • Comprehensive PDF report
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Tier 3: $500

The Full RevOps Octopus Assessment

  • 60-90 minute facilitated diagnostic
  • 108-metric evaluation
  • Live strategic discussion & deep-dive
  • Custom implementation roadmap
  • Executive presentation & follow-up
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